Again?

ANOTHER non-White island and ANOTHER hurricane???
I knew that “Mother Nature” sucked but now she’s gone insane!
She’s headed for “Hawaii” where Obama’s golfed a lot
That place deserves the cheapest paper towels that can be got
The problem is that it’s a “state”, at least that’s what they say
So I suppose I’ll have to show up there at least a day.

Some Rich Republicans live there in houses built on sand
But hurricanes don’t hurt the Rich so they’ll ALL come through grand
And like ME I’m sure they ALL think this storm is heaven sent
Once it’s swept through they’ll buy land cheap, develop it, and rent
But unlike Pour-Toe-Reek-Ko (where who knows what they can do)
Poorer “Hawaiians” GET TO VOTE!! And they ALWAYS VOTE BLUE!!!

Every time those Losers vote their vote goes Democrat
The Rich Whites there are so outnumbered they don’t get to bat
But maybe that Cat 5 approaching will get things to change
Sometimes you need to shake things up to make them rearrange
Let’s hope Tremendous REAL waves surging over that BLUE place
Will wipe out land the Rich then buy to its Blue Wave erase.

22 August 2018

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