Space Farce

MY Space Force Plans are really rocking now Pence is aboard

The speech he gave supporting it will alarm the Space Hoard

That I will claim is lurking out there waiting to advance

But thanks to MY Space Force their invasion won’t stand a chance

So thanks to Mike’s Great speech today it’s now ALL systems go

And as the first Great Space Force step lets select a logo!

“Artists” have “drafted” MANY logos, each one will look swell

On Space Force merchandise I plan to make cheap, brand, and sell

Of course Mike and I both “believe” MY Space Force is required

But first I want to make big bucks and that’s why I’ve conspired

With toy makers to market Great Space Toys that bear MY brand

My fine White Base will snap them up, their kids will think they’re Grand.

Mike’s Plan about those Rocket Angels though seems a bit weird

But what do I know, he talks to God daily so I heared

And if God’s told him Space Angels will join MY Space Force Hoard

I think it’s Great because Space Angel Dolls bring girls aboard!!

Space Dolls for girls, Space Guns for boys, Space Profits almost free

MY Space Force may not happen but Space Wealth will flow to ME!

9 August 2018

Pence launches Space Force, says U.S. needs to prepare for 'next battlefield' http://flip.it/RMH_T5
Pence announces first steps in establishing 'Space Force' http://flip.it/FO8ts5

Mike Pence’s Space Force announcement gets the intergalactic meme treatment http://flip.it/Tmnqy4

Pentagon Officials Listen In Silence As Mike Pence Details Plans For Angel-Guided Defense Weapons System http://flip.it/t0YLar

Trump asks supporters to vote on logo for 'Space Force' gear http://flip.it/vwZFLp

Trump 2020 to sell 'Space Force' merch http://flip.it/VgQiQ
Twitter Users Offer Trump Their Own Space Force Logo Ideas http://flip.it/bN2Y5N
Pence Calls Space Force Necessary to Protect U.S. from Gay Aliens https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/pence-calls-space-force-necessary-to-protect-us-from-gay-aliens

http://flip.it/BBqQUS
Why the Space Force Is Just Like Trump University http://flip.it/QM34qB