Icepicks

We don’t need “modern” Ice Breakers, we need MY border WALL!!
Some “admiral” said I’d get him some but I do NOT recall
And if I did that was before kid terrorists arrived
And they stream in by land, NOT sea! We need WALLS to survive!
So sorry, “Coast Guard” but you’ll get no Ice Breakers from ME
Besides, you “guard” the “coast” and the “coast’s” LAND, NOT watery.

It does NOT matter that “Antarctica” has icy seas
Who goes way down there anyway? Just those with “PhDs”
About the “science” stuff they do there I couldn’t care less
I’m sure it’s worthless compared to our border terror mess
MY job is to protect MY country, not to study fish
Forget it, Coast Guard, NO Ice Breakers, they’re NOT on MY List.

MY List lists MY priorities for where MY money floats
And after WALLS and Space Force stuff there’s none left for your boats
There’s also none for “infrastructure” so don’t feel so blue
Despite MY “Infrastructure Weeks” that one got no bucks too
So suck it up, Coast Guard, and when you next sail icy seas
I’ll give you the pickaxes we took from Walk of Fame sleaze.

10 August 2018

Republicans propose reallocating Coast Guard ship funding to Trump's border wall http://flip.it/1mwl.-