Conviction

I am convinced I can convince the WITCH HUNTERS to chill

I’ll throw their questions back at them and bend them to MY will

MY lawyers say that I must NOT be their interviewee

But there’s NO WAY I’d miss this chance to crush them utterly.

BELIEVE ME, ONLY I ALONE am MY best advocate

I’ve never met another who comes close of all I’ve met

No so-called “lawyer” is smarter than MY Tremendous Brane

Which needs NO “preparation” to derail the WITCH HUNT train.

I’m ready to be interviewed to make the WITCH HUNT end

The WITCH HUNTERS will pull their plug once I MYSELF defend

MY answers to their questions will convince them they’ve been wrong

And I’ve been right, there has been NO COLLUSION!!! all along.

So get ready, you WITCH HUNTERS, I’m coming to attack

I’ll answer every question, not one answer I’ll take back

It is MY firm conviction when MY interview is through

Instead of you convicting ME I’ll have convicted you.

2 August 2018