Bee Gone

Tell ME, what are these  “neonics” and why should I care?
Nothing “sciency’s” important, AS ALL are aware
So who cares if some “pesticides” could hurt a couple bees?
Just like sharks bees also always give ME heebee-jeebies
I have no problem killing them for threatening to sting
So spray those “neonics” nonstop, they sound like just the thing!

I think it’s fine to destroy ALL creatures that threaten ME
Like sharks, bees, and each terrorist immigrant family
BELIEVE ME, I want to be separated from that lot
That’s why I’m pissed that “judge” ruled MY kid separations not
I separate MYSELF from sharks because I never swim
But bees are everywhere so let “neonics” spray begin.

Just think how happy ALL will be once bad bees buzz no more
Let’s hope “neonics” kill wasps too and sting-bugs by the score
Mosquitoes, chiggers, no-see-ums, all bugs that sting and crawl
Hey...maybe the right “pesticides” mean I DON’T NEED MY WALL!
Ask Stormy, it’s NUTS to pay Billions for just ONE erection
I HATE “science” but cutting WALL costs deserves an exception.

And even if that does not work and I still have to pay
Eliminating bees could still keep immigrants away
And save MYSELF wall costs because of something about “crops”
And no “crops” mean no immigrants, thus immigration stops!
Who knew that bees had anything at all to do with food?
So ending bees ends crops which means no immigrants intrude!

5 August 2018

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