Words

Racism! Sexism! Nativism! Prejudice! and (finally) Bigotry!!
These are the very infair words FAKE NEWS is calling ME!!!
I can’t believe they really think I’m any one of those
And I will in MY verse below the opposites expose
To prove their WITCH HUNT word attack is totally insane
By showing I’m the opposite of every word they claim.

I am NOT a “Racist”, I’m pure White completely through and through
Just look around MY eyes and underneath MY orange hue
I cannot be a “Racist” because there is no “Race” race
We White folk WON it long ago at a leisurely pace
ALL those not “colored” like I am lose before they begin
Which proves that I am NOT “Racist”, each race I race I WIN.

“Sexism” is the word up next and that word makes ME laugh
When you like women like I do to be “Sexist” is daft
“Sexism” means that you are against “women”, so please note
The only things I hold against them are MY hands to grope
I place women on pedestals to get a better grip
So ME a “Sexist”? That’s a laugh, that word from ME I strip.

What is the word “Nativism”? Who cares? It is NOT ME
Because I’m, like, a Genius through White capacity
I do not need to read or write or learn to big words spell
To know beyond ALL doubt that I was born brilliant as Hell
Maybe the word means I’m “naive’, if so it’s off the mark
Which ALL would know unless unlike ME they were born more dark.

And “Prejudice”? Ridiculous! I am NOT that, no way!
It means I am against some things while others think OK
And AS ALL KNOW I am against ALL things that are not ME
And therefore am NOT “Prejudice”, I hate ALL equally
It’s not just FAKE NEWS, Muslims, and Immigrants I hate
It’s EVERYTHING and EVERYONE, I to NOTHING relate.

And (finally) “Bigotry” to ME’s the word I most deplore
How can I be a “Bigot” when, as I said just before
MY hate encompasses ALL those of every sex and race
Who do not believe MY beliefs, to ME they’re a disgrace
What I believe is what is TRUE until I change MY mind
And therefore I’m the least “Biggoted” person one can find.

So there you have it, proof that I’m NOT any of those words
To think any apply to ME I’ve shown to be absurd
I WIN each “race”, I love “women”, and I am NOT “naive”
And how can I be “Prejudice” when I hate ALL with ease?
If ALL those who’ve now heard MY words do not with ME agree
Soon something worse than ALL of those words the whole world will see.

18 July 2018