Double Nots

I did NOT NOT misspeak, OK? ALL KNOW I did NOT NOT
But now I’m told to say I did because things have grown hot
So OK, I will say as “sincerely” as I can give
That I missspoke because of some damned double negative
Some “genius” thought up that one and I will sing his song
But I will NOT say what I did say was NOT NOT so wrong.

I still do NOT NOT see reasons why Vlad would NOT NOT meddle
Because he is MY best best friend he would NOT ME unsettle
“They” say that as a former KGB man he “played” ME
Baloney, I’m a GENIUS, that’s NOT how it could be
He’s NOT a match for MY Great Brane that thinks so far ahead
It leaves those like him in the dust NOT NOT wishing they’re dead.

But because he’s NOT NOT MY friend I’ll NOT NOT of him rave
Despite “advice” from “advisors” who “advise” ME to cave
I will NOT NOT NOT say bad things about his “meddling”
Because I do NOT believe he would do any such thing
So now I have made clear as swamp mud to ALL what I think
When I say I did NOT say words I said ALL now say stink.

18 July 2018