Super Guy

OMG that Vladimir! He’s such a Super Guy!!
When I am in his presence time just seems to fly on by
We have so much to talk about, so many tales to tell
We love comparing all of the ways we’re getting rich as hell.

He prefers murder and theft to sock his big bucks away
While I have found emoluments work for ME more each day
It does not matter what techniques we use, though, each is neat
The proof is in the pudding and both our puddings are sweet.

Today it was a pleasure standing on stage next to Vlad
Poo-pooing talk of “collusion”  with him made ME so glad
AS ALL KNOW there was NO COLLUSION!! as I’ve always said
And now you’ve heard it from Vlad too so THE ISSUE IS DEAD.

I am so sure he loves ME! Why else would he make his offers
To help stabilize Syria without hurting MY coffers
I’ll let him lead the fight there so that country can be free
Of those opposed to those still there who don’t like tyranny.

And his offer to send investigators to MY land
To end the stupid WITCH HUNT - That was truly something Grand!
Those bully boys from Moscow will help ME end Mueller fast
Once they arrive in Washington to help ME kick his ass.

Of course I believe ALL Vlad says, he’d never lie to ME
And I am the world’s Greatest living lie authority
I do believe him when he says that we can get along
That’s why I am inviting his boys in to right our wrong.

His offers were incredible and soon the world will see
How close we two cooperate, how friendly we can be
Foes think that I am “treasonous”, they think I have gone mad
But that is totally FAKE NEWS, the truth is I love Vlad.

16 July 2018