Foes

Of course the EU is a Foe, that’s very clear to ME
If you lived in the world that I inhabit you would see
Everyone in MY world is to ME MY enemy
And by that I mean ALL “others” who don’t with ME agree.

There’s not one “person” here on Earth deserving of MY trust
I hate every one of them ‘though live with them I must
Even toadies who kiss MY ass and do ALL things I bid
I know inside are Foes to ME who keep their hate well hid.

So why are some so shocked when I say the EU’s a Foe?
ALL “nations” are beyond ALL doubt MY enemies, I KNOW
The EU is like every other place that hates MY guts
Their balloon proved they think of ME as a big baby putz.

Well, I am NOT a baby, I’m a big grown adult MAN
And I am going to throw temper tantrum ‘cause I can
I hate each and every EU-dwelling poopie-head
They are MY Foes forever and I hope they ALL drop dead.

There is only one place on Earth I know is NOT MY Foe
And that’s Russia because MY BFF there tells ME so
Just like ME MY buddy Vlad’s a self-make zillionaire
I conned, he stole, but there’s no difference in results we share.

So when I meet with Vlad I will be with MY ONLY “friend”
Although when we are in “public” we will have to pretend
In private it will be a love-fest between him and ME
Which will continue as long as those films he took none see.

16 July 2018