Last Drops

I do not understand the outcry, I think I did Great
I met with Vald behind closed doors and man! did we relate!
We really really hit it off together, him and ME
The only thing who did not gain was dumb “democracy”
I said when I got into power that I’d drain the swamp
So why is there a problem now that I on “freedoms” stomp?

ALL who have followed MY trajectory as “President”
Must realize I’m been anti-democracy hell bent
MY every move since 50 billion fans elected ME
I have made to solidify MY grip on tyranny
Now with Vlad’s whispers in MY ear telling ME what to do
It won’t be long before “democracy” draining is through.

The reason I love Vlad so much is very plain to see:
He is in total complete charge of his whole country!
That is the kind of power that I thought that I would get
When I became the “President”, but I’ve NOT got it yet!!!
There is still too much “opposition” to MY sovereign reign
From “Congress” and from “courts”, but soon I’ll flush it down MY drain.

Behind closed doors Vlad gave ME pointers I will now apply
To MY tyrannical grip on MY land solidify
I can’t use yet ALL of the methods that he recommended
I first must kill the “constitution”, it must be upended
Once the whole “bill of rights” is dead and murder’s legalized
The last drops of “democracy” I’ll drain to their demise.

17 July 2018