Shut Down

It’s time to threaten to shut down the Government again
The same threat I’ve sent out before I now again will send
I demand 20 Billion dollars for MY border WALL
And if I do NOT get it ALL I’ll make Government fall
MY promise to MY Base is much more important by far
Than Government running a country I’m making sub-par.

20 Billion is nothing compared to what I see
The future holds without MY WALL for MY security
Vast hoards of Terrorists I claim mass on our southern tier
To keep MY fine White frightened Base panic-stricken with fear
And ONLY MY Promise to build MY WALL holds their fear back
Give ME MY 20 Billion or the Government goes sack.

What’s happening down on the border FAKE NEWS has kept hidden
But MY Base and I know the truth so do as you are bidden
If I don’t get MY 20 Billion dollar check soon wrote
I’ll direct MY Base to make sure when next they go vote
To make sure ALL now on the Hill who’s holding back MY cash
Is kicked right out of office so the Government goes crash.

So cough that 20 Billion up RIGHT NOW and don’t delay
Or your role in the Government I will make go away
And once I’ve shut you down and I ALONE then rule MY land
ONLY I ALONE will run things just the way I’ve planned
I don’t need any Government to tell ME what to do
I know how to write GIANT checks, who needs the rest of you?

29 July 2018