Great

The economy’s booming without any end in sight
ALL KNOW that thanks to ME ALL now grow richer day and night
Our growth’s at 4.1 “percent”, the Greatest ever got
I don’t know what “percentage” is but 4.1’s a lot.

Before I got in office Obama made a big mess
Undoing the economy we’d been by George Bush blessed
So what if there was some small “hiccup” that he “overcame”?
Economies can’t flourish under Muslims named “Hussein”.

You need a fine White BUSINESSMAN to get things growing well
Remember Herbert Hoover? ALL KNOW he did really swell
There was no “Great Depression” thanks to what he did, OK?
Remember what you’ve read and heard did NOT happen that way.

The so-called “Great Recession” was also FAKE NEWS “reporting”
“Hussein” Obama did NOT come in with chaos cavorting
George Bush was a Great BUSINESSMAN just like Hoover before
There is no way that under him things could have gotten sore.

So here’s to ME, the next Great BUSINESSMAN to come along
And I’m Republican so what could possibly go wrong?
That Hoover and George Bush did well I say there’s no debate
What will I be remembered for that history calls “Great”?

29 July 2018