Respect and Civility

Of course I kicked that damned “reporter” out the other day
Her “question” showed no Respect or Civility, OK?
She shouted and she pouted just like ALL you other jerks
Who expect ME to answer “questions” behind your smug smirks
AS ALL KNOW I conduct MYSELF with quiet dignity
I’d better get the same from you when you dare “question” ME.

Kellyspam has told you the behavior I expect
If you expect ME to respond to “questions” you project
Those “questions” and the tone behind them had better be Civil
And show Respect for ME or I’ll ignore them as trite drivel
Just follow MY example, I’ve Respect for one and ALL
And MY Civility’s the Greatest any can recall.

I’m obviously NOT afraid to answer “questions”, right?
I do with Respect and Civility both day and night
But I refuse to answer the aggressive crap you ask
About a bunch of stupid stuff way back in MY dim past
Be more like MY fine Friends on Fox - if you ask about ME
And ALL MY GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS I’ll answer happily.

OK, that’s enough “questions” for today, get the Hell out
Anyone who shouts another will have cause to pout
Because I will ban them for life, they will NOT show up here
When I next address ALL the “issues” you Civilly steer
Via Respectful “questions” to ME at our next soirée
Respect and Civility I’ll demand from you that day.

27 July 2018