Pivots

Prostitutes in Trump Tower enriching Russians dearly?
Tapes about hush-money pay-offs where I’m speaking clearly??
A “Sex Pest” film in Britain interviewing lots of chicks
Who say I’m been an “abuser” since maybe five or six???
What the Hell is going on??? SEX stuff is now FAKE NEWS!!
And BELIEVE ME, SEX is NOT the the front page topic I’d choose.

After MY Great Hellsinkey meeting got so out of hand
I’ve fed the so-called “free press” topics that make ME look Grand
I’ve tried to change the subject by attacking the damned Fed
And NFL knees while touting the market boom I’ve led
But Hellsinkey’s NOT dying down, it grows more every day
Each time that I “explain” it, and now SEX has come to play!

I’m pivoting so fast to try to shift the dialogue
I’m The World’s Greatest Pivoter but this time it’s a slog
If it had only been Hellsinkey that was bugging ME
I’m sure I’d have “explained” it away eventually
But now with all this SEX stuff getting mixed into the pot
It’s going to take more pivioting than one simple Not Not.

I’m sitting here at MY golf course getting as mad as Hell
I am the Pivot “President”, MY pivioting goes well!
But these pivots AREN’T pivoting!!  Hellsinkey’s still a mess!!
And all of this SEX stuff has now made things tough, I confess
But since I’m TOUGHER and NEVER confess I’ll pivot more
“Explaining” lots more Not Not Nots to slam this sh*tstorm’s door.

21 July 2018