Favorite

As everybody’s favorite “President” I did no wrong!
Cohen’s taping was illegal as I’ll prove ere long
The GOOD NEWS is I’m innocent and certainly NOT nuts
Because AS ALL KNOW I’m your favorite, no ifs ands or buts
I am your favorite “President” to you both now and ever
For what is obvious to ME should be to ALL together.

And as your favorite “President” I will NEVER do wrong
Because ABOVE THE LAW is what MY court will rule ere long
Then none can then accuse your “President” of any crime
Not “high crimes” and not “misdemeanors”, even “treason’s” fine
No legal arguments will be made to argue the fact
That as your favorite “President” I’m immune from attack.

So why should I care about tapes that weren’t made legally?
And I condemn the FBI again ‘cause they hate ME
OK, I’m not THEIR favorite, but they are just an exception
To ALL others I’ve been the favorite since MY Mass Election
As your favorite MY favor you’ll soon favor constantly
Once I’m ruled ABOVE EVERY LAW that does not favor ME.

21 July 2018