God’s Wrath

Mike Pence says California’s fires indicate God’s Wrath
Because the liberals out there have strayed far from God’s Path
Mike is a Christian kook I know but what he says is Great
I can use it to Democrats in “Congress” castigate.

If God is wreaking vengence on dry Californian wood
I can claim it shows Californians don’t act like they should
And God is showing how he feels becsuse they’re Democrats
With fire and with brimstone to incinerate those rats.

I don’t think any of MY Base live where those fires burn
And if some do it’s no big deal, they too Democrats spurn
So even if they get burned out they’ll ALL with ME agree
The damage to their Dem neighbors is worth it totally.

Maybe I’ll let Mike lead this, he needs some kind of goal
He gets tired kissing MY ass and praying for MY soul
And sitting around waiting for MY calls up to the stand
To behind ME cast loving eyes while I proclaim things Grand.

Ok, Mike, I will put you in, your time has come to play
Get out there and invoke your God to West Coast liberals slay
And although Nunes Toad-Man’s Californian through and through
Don’t worry if he burns in God’s Flames if Dems get cooked too.

30 July 2018