Extended Separation

BELIEVE ME I’m of course concerned “families” get reunited
But I need time to vett all those I so roughly divided
It takes a long time to confirm “kids” are not terrorist
I am doing the best I can but “records” are a mess
So I demand more time, not “deadlines” that are arbitrary
To reunite “families” who to MY life are NOT contrary.

I don’t like any little “kid” who comes under MY gaze
(Except for young girls who are fun to grope behind the stage)
And I’m convinced even the youngest is a terrorist
Their “tender ages” don’t deceive ME, ALL are on MY list
And that is why it’s so important to vett properly
To reassure MY fine White Base not one can threaten ME.

I’m spending lots of money on “kid” terrorist detection
And need more Secret Service agents for MY own protection
Because those little “kids” can crawl right under the radar
To hide a bomb a diaper’s fine, you do not need a car
Therefore more time is needed to vett every little “kid”
3000 need to prove to ME they don’t they have nuke bombs hid.

My ICE Goons need more time to make sure I’m completely safe
Before they combine separated “families” face to face
The threat ALL of those so-called “kids” pose to MY Base and ME
More than justifies demands to vett eternally
The longer we keep vetting the older each “kid” will grow
Why “reunite” them with parents forgotten long ago?

7 July 2018