Reruns

I’m rerunning MY Greatest insults because they never grow stale
I’ve brought back things like “Pohantas” and lock Hillary in jail
ALL will soon hear ME moan again about every illegal vote
And claim the size of no other inaugural crowd was remote.

It’s not that I can’t let things go, it’s just that I do not choose to
Repeating MY best insults rewards MY fine LOYAL Base so true
I rerun them at every rally to the cheers so MY White Base
And they roar back their loud approval into MY smug smirking face.

The nicknames I throw at MY foes I simply can’t repeat enough
They crystallize MY just disdain and prove that I am really tough
MY Base gobbles them up like candy, their mass cheers are MY reward
I stage new rallies every week because at them I’m never bored.

They are the places I’m NOT bored, all other places are ho-hum
I am bored in the so-called “White House” from dawn until setting sun
I’m bored in every meeting I have with MY toady “cabinet”
Despite the praise they heap on ME they’re as boring as Men can get.

And I get bored when I fly overseas to meet with other “leaders”
That’s why I insult ALL of them using nicknames that are repeaters
The only times I am NOT bored are those times I am in a rage
And throwing insults at others makes boredom somewhat disengage.

And that is why I am now bringing “Pochantas” back again
Rerunning ALL MY Greatest insults makes ME feel I can still WIN
Witch Hunts grind on unceasingly, Pruitt’s now gone, Cohen may flip
Boredom is now meeting “fear” so rerunned insults I MUST quip.

7 July 2018