Bizarro World

No one’s been tougher on Russia than ME so there’s no doubt
They want more Democrats to win when voters next turn out
Both Hillary and Obama I’m sure have been colluding
To pave the way for MY defeat and that is why I’m brooding
That the Russians do NOT want Trump is very plain to see
At least it is if you live in Bizarro World like ME.

Bizarro World is a place where all things are upside down
Where nothing is as it appears and “normal” can’t be found
It stymied Superman when he first encountered that place
And now that I am living in it every day’s a race
To tweet out facts about the truths that ONLY I can see
Because Bizarro NEVER lies and ALWAYS truth shows ME.

Bizarro World where I live now has revealed to MY eyes
That I ALONE possess perception of adequate size
To see through all the daily FAKE NEWS put out by the “press”
And reveal in MY tweets truths needed to fight “free press” mess
My Base who believe ALL Bizarro truths I tweet agree
That Russian meddling way back then was for Hillary.

And now Bizarro World’s revealed the Russian’s secret plan
To elect more damned Democrats as quickly as they can
But thankfully because I’ve lived in Bizarro so long
It has shown ME the premise of the WITCH HUNT is ALL WRONG
Although I thought that there was NO COLLUSION!!! I now see
There really was an awful lot - by Democrats, NOT ME!

24 July 2018