Made in America

Today we celebrate products made in the USA
Because MY Economic Miracle has made them pay
AS ALL KNOW ONLY I deserve full credit for this state
Hussein Obama gets no credit, ONLY I’ve done Great
But do not expect TRUMP products to be made in this land
You can’t make profit when your workforce is American.

I celebrate MY people, at least ALL who vote for ME
But as workers they really suck (too expensive you see)
So MY stuff and Ivanka’s stuff we get made overseas
Where workers work for peanuts and we can pay what we please
That is simply smart business and it should not change the fact
That I deserve ALL credit for American-made crap.

I’m glad that fine White workers are employed here once again
Our economy’s booming, thanks to ME it’s on the mend
But that does NOT mean MY family should conform and lose dough
Our flag-waving should be enough to let the whole world know
That we support Made in America with ALL our heart
But NOT with our emolument profits, we’re much too smart.

24 June 2018