Trade World Order

MY Trade War is ON and ALL KNOW I will WIN
I’ll fight those “Canadians” through thick and thin
And “China” and “Mexico” and the “EU”
I will take on EVERYONE before I’m through.

I’ll make MY Trade omelet by breaking ALL eggs
I’ll knock ALL “competitors” down many pegs
Those unfair to ME I hit back 10 times harder
With triple that for those attacking MY larder.

ALL “trade partners” I’ll defeat through Trade War
Their very unfairness will plague ME no more
And all so-called “imports” from them I’ll replace
With cheap knock-off copies cranked out at great pace.

MY new “friend” is now tooling up for the venture
Expanding slave-camps and extending indenture
In his country soon none will be unemployed
Because there’s so many with whom he’s annoyed.

Thus a new Trade Order World I have created
To ensure unfairness to ME is deflated
What a Tremendous Trade World I foresee
With MUCH cheaper “imports” and lots more Kimchi.

15 June 2018