Bad Things

People have done lots of “bad things”, Kim Jong Un is no exception
Little Rocket Man like ME gets to use lies, fear, and deception
But because the “Constitution” ties MY hands behind MY back
Unlike ME he also gets to kill all those who him attack.

I am “told” it’s not MY RIGHT to blow away MY enemies
Using any kind of anti-aircraft gun or tank I please
It is NOT RIGHT it’s not MY RIGHT, if he can do it why not ME?
I am much Greater than that Little Rocket twerp AS ALL CAN SEE.

So far the “bad things” I can do are really not so bad at all
Destroying the “environment” and other stuff I can’t recall
I guess “democracy”, “morals”, and “education” should count too
But they are nothing when you think about what Rocket Man can do.

He gets to kill or lock away all those who give him any sass
I only get to lock away a bunch of little kids en masse
He gets to enslave anyone who dares to defy what he orders
I only get to turn back tides of terrorists storming our borders.

And I have bigger guns and tanks, why can’t I use them as I please
To kill FAKE NEWS “reporters” and bring “sanctuaries” to their knees?
I am the COMMANDER IN CHIEF, it should be MY RIGHT to command
The execution of all who don’t sign MY OATH with steady hand.

The new “world order” I’m imposing on the old world will change that
It won’t be long before I can send MY guns and tanks up to bat
To smite ALL of MY enemies, especially all those “domestic”
And turn MY country like Kim Jong Un’s into a land dark and septic.

15 June 2018