Pardon Power

They've sent Paul Manafort to jail!! Of course I did NOT know him
But I’ll pardon Him anyway, MY pardons are now flowin’
I love the “pardon power” that I have been told I have
It really is Tremendous, it is absolutely fav!
It means that I can “excuse” anyone LOYAL to ME
No matter what they’ve done I can now get them off Scot Free.

It does not matter what you do now that I have your back
You can murder somebody or pull off a bomb attack
As long as you’re LOYAL to ME then I will pardon you
It is the newest bestest thing I’ve found that I can do
There is no end to who I plan to pardon, that’s for sure
In fact I may even get ‘round to pardoning Der Fuer.

Come on, Adolf was not so bad, he had the right idea
He sanitized his country’s “undesirables” I hear
And that is also MY intent, to kick “foreigners” out
Each time I say so at rallies MY fine White Base all shout
They love it when I tell them that ALL I do is for them
And ONLY I ALONE can make things like they were again.

So on I go as MY cult grows and none stand in MY way
They know if they try to oppose ME I will make them pay
Not one of them gets re-elected if I say “don’t vote”
I have every “Republican” gripped tightly by the throat
The writing is upon MY WALL: “Republicans” are MINE
The WITCH HUNT ends when I say so, I am just biding time.

15 June 2018