Thank You Scott

Thank You Scott for doing such a fine job at the EPA
Feel free to eat in MY White House mess hall for real cheap every day
It takes a lot of energy to force fossil fuels back on top
So eat hardy and then go back to making those “protections” stop
You’ve cleared the way for industry to once more gain the upper hand
So eat another “Chocolate Freedom”, then go out and rape more land.

Don’t be concerned about your four or five current “investigations”
MY WITCH HUNT will drag on for years thanks to all of MY machinations
It is a Great way to distract the so-called “media” each day
It focuses attention from what’s really going down away
So use the things swirling around you to hide what you’re really doing
And keep on doing them ‘till no “environments” are left worth screwing.

About that mattress that you want I’m sure that we can strike a deal
I’ll ship one over right away, the price to you will be a steal
I haven’t got a clue why you should want a mattress, but OK
Whatever makes you happy ensures more “protections” go away
Maybe you need it to hide all the bribe money you’re taking in?
Or maybe you just want something to lie on as clean air grows thin.

Don’t rest upon it too long, though, ALL KNOW you’ve so much left to do
Big Coal and Oil need more breaks that I am sure you can cram through
Your job is to “protect” their interests so their profits don’t grow light
So throw out more “protections”, Scott, who cares if dark comes before night?
I am the world’s best marketer and once clean air and water’s gone
I plan to brand and bottle each, so get to work, I won’t wait long.

9 June 2018