Not Insane

I changed MY mind, I will NOT sign, screw those “G7” nuts
I’ve demonstrated to the world I have no brain, just guts
MY brain is fried beyond recall, it never was that good
And at that meeting ALL could see it’s way past knock on wood
There is no hope in hoping for “coherence” out of ME
I’m driven now by random thoughts that spin out crazily.

Speaking of loonie Canada’s the next place I’m attacking
North Korea will be friendly once we’re done Big Macking
What time is it? Is it dawn yet, time for MY hissy fit?
I hereby endorse marijuana, screw that Sessions sh*t
These are the latest random thoughts to scramble in MY brain
I act on each then change MY mind then change it back again.

A quarter of Republicans now want a “check” on ME
That number will keep growing as more lunacy ALL SEE
Each day it’s getting clearer what a nut job is in charge
All things I do and say and tweet write “SICK” in letters large
How things turn out I do not care. As sickness eats MY brain
MY “NO COLLUSION!!!” mantra I will change to “NOT INSANE!!!”

So buckle up, America, you won’t enjoy this ride
Before I’m done the country I rule will be vilified
Million of enablers once started out with ME
How many there are at the end we’ll have to wait and see
Before that time though I have many eggs still left to break
It’s a good thing I’m NOT INSANE for the whole country’s sake.

10 June 2018