Mighty “G2”

“G7” “nations” are all jokes except for ME, “G1”
The rest of them can all go croak, ONLY I get things done
Who cares about their Maple Syrup and their goose “pate”?
MY nation cranks out several billion Big Macs every day
And they have treated us so very very unfairly
BELIEVE ME it’s been as unfair as unfairly can be.

And what is worse they kicked out Russia, MY favorite “world state”
I hereby demand Russian reinstatement and “G8”
If those 6 sh*tholes don’t agree they can go it alone
Just watch how far the “G6” gets when “G1” leaves the throne
And when Vlad and I merge to form the new Mighty “G2”
We’ll leave “G6” so far behind they’ll fully fade from view.

So screw Canuck and Macaroon and every other clown
Our Great “G2” arrangement will soon run them rings around
Vlad and I don’t need their “products”, he and I have lots
We’ll simply “trade” with one another and call all the shots
“G6” LOSERS will fade from view until they’re seen no more
And Mighty “G2” will control “world trade” forevermore.

8 June 2018