Red Wave

What a Tremendous Victory! A Red Wave has begun!
Republicans were NOT defeated where they did not “run”
In every “primary” election the Democrats held
Not one Republican who did not “run” had their hopes quelled
Just wait until November comes and the whole world will see
A Red Wave sweeping over “Congress” unanimously.

It does not matter that in “races” “won” by Democrats
Republicans were not included on the wrestling mats
No “race” the Democrats held Tuesday matters one small bit
For AS ALL KNOW Republicans who don’t “run” don’t get  hit
As long as I remain in charge I’ll make sure that they WIN
In every single solitary “race” they don’t “run” in.

To be “defeated” you must “run” against an “opponent”
If you do not you cannot “lose” so here is MY Great hint:
Republicans, stop “running” against Democrats today
Because BELIEVE ME I will soon rule “elections” away
And to create a future where you do not have to “run”
I’ll also outlaw Democrats before MY reign is done.

The stupid “two party” system we’ve had has got to go
It clogs up MY autonomy, meets MY demands too slow
I have to fight instead of dictate with Dems still around
MY rubber stamp Republicans can’t stamp on solid ground
So “free elections” I hereby demand to cease to be
I’ll drain that swamp so MY Red Wave can fill it sea to sea.

7 June 2018