Preparations

There is no need for “preparations”, ALL KNOW that I can
Run Great deal-making rings around the Little Rocket Man
I am a Master Deal-Maker and he’s a tub of lard
So getting him to meet MY demands will not be too hard.

John “Nuke ‘em” Bolton’s in agreement: no need to “prepare”
We’ll just go in and grab that Commie by his weird short hair
He will not get a thing from us, we’ll get all he can give
If he does not meet all our demands we won’t have long to live.

“Nuke-‘em” says the way to end his dumb so-called “regime”
Is to get tough and make hard threats once we get on the scene
And to be ready to walk out if he just once complains
As as we fly away to bathe him in nuclear rains.

I love the way that “Nuke-‘em” thinks, it is a lot like ME
Except I would not “meet” at all, MY bombs would first fly free
But I suppose we’ll have to go and sit down at his table
To deliver “face to face” our threats mean as we’re able.

I was kidding about ending our “come to Jesus” meeting
It’s on again so I can demand that he ends his cheating
And now with “Nuke-‘em” by MY side things are bound to go well
He will honor all our demands or we’ll blow him to Hell.

He was worried before, with “Nuke-‘em” his fear is doubled
Who needs “preparations” when your foe’s already troubled?

7 June 2018