Defenders

Kirstjen Nielsen just got “booed” in a beaner restaurant
That’s not fair! She’s one of the few “women” that I like a lot
Of course that was not always true, some weeks ago I put her down
I hated her but now she is the best defender I have found
She has destroyed her reputation defending MY policy
So thanks, Kirstjen, and much obliged, it is way better you than ME.

Corey Lewandowski is another person who’s now toast
His “womp womp” comment about some dumb Downs kid means he too must roast
I am so glad defenders like him take the pressure off of ME
While they run interference I keep laying low as low can be
By saying things some “people” think are very much beyond the pale
They deflect FAKE NEWS media away from ME and I prevail.

And let’s not forget Stephen Miller, MY Nazi leading the charge
He pushed ME to lock kids away to demonstrate MY strength writ large
But because he lurks in shadows and only comes out at night
Compared with Kirstjen and Corey if he stays hid he’ll be all right
I guess I’ll have to find replacements for those who are now dead meat
But I will keep surviving as long as defenders take the heat.

21 June 2018