Rank Confusion

I never said “Lock ALL kids up” just some, or none, OK?
Or ALL, then none, then some, or maybe ‘round the other way
I don’t remember what I said or what I said I said
Because I always say the first thing that pops in MY head
So what I said about those “kids” is now past history
And the “confusion” in MY ranks is NOT a mystery.

When I say I want something done MY toadies jump right to it
Because they know once MY mind changes I’ll tell them to screw it
Unless it is done right away before MY mind moves on
To other things I say to do until I say they’re wrong
So many thoughts clutter MY brain those few that do escape
Have a very short half-life before I say others take.

I have no problem with MY mind despite its constant shifting
Because I don’t “work”, all MY toadies do the heavy lifting
Each “policy” I decree they know faces many changes
So they strive to get something done before it rearranges
They’re learning to move fast but MY brain shifts with such a will
They never will catch up, which is why “kids” stay “locked up” still.

22 June 2018