Filter

The “Midterms” are upon us and they say “chances” look “grim”

For EVERY “candidate” listed as a “Republican”!

Apparently MY ENDORSEMENT this time is not enough

To guarantee electing those I want will not be rough

And so what better place to “address” things as they unspool 

For MAGAS than MY repaired, renamed “TRUMP REFLECTING POOL!!!

No better place I could have found than MY POOL I just chose

To VANDALISM that occurred here once again expose

As a reminder I’ll pursue MY ENEMIES NON-STOP

As long as “Midterm Ballots” keep MY ENDORSED TOADS ON TOP!

Of Course I’ll also I’ll also throw those DAMNED “elections” out of kilter

Meanwhile let’s all admire PURE CLEAN “water” I did filter!!!

3 November 2026

Trump floats renaming another landmark after himself – and everyone is saying the same thing. https://flip.it/5M-M8V

These Photos Of Trump’s Final Pre-Midterm Press Conference Are So Deeply Absurd, Like What Are We Doing Here. https://flip.it/wfW2Ns