Unaware

As all know I KNOW MORE than ALL “comedians” both dead
And living about how “comedy” gets inside the head
Of audiences lucky enough to listen to ME
Entertaining them in speeches HILARIOUSLY 
FUNNY but in “South Carolina” just yesterday
In MY “end rally early” routine something went astray!!!

In every speech before that one when I said I was LEAVING

EARLY “consternation” reigned along with tearful grieving

And screaming for ME to return to the “podium” where

The crowds BEGGED ME to “speechify” for MORE “hours” from there

Unless they had heard ME before and so they got the “joke”

That I was NOT and NEVER WAS a “leaving early” bloke!!!

WTF happened to MY “always gets a BIG LAUGH” schtick

In DUM “South Carolina” where its “failure” made ME “sick”

It wasn’t MY “failure”, of course, for it you CAN’T BLAME ME!

It was the “failure “ of the STUPID CROWD ENTIRELY!

I guess it’s “true” what they say about MAGA JERKS down there

As MANY have told ME of “humor” they are unaware!!!

2 November 2026

Trump Pretends to End Rally Early, Hoping Crowd Will Beg Him to Stay, But Scrambles When He Notices Their Unexpected Reaction. https://flip.it/8kbedP