Replacement Plan

EVERYBODY LOVES ME! It’s “Republicans” they hate

For refusing to approve EVERYTHING on MY plate!

So-called “Republicans” are really RINOS through and through

For not letting ME do EXACTLY what I want to do!

Just think of all the things I WANT with which they disagree

And you’ll see why I’ll HAVE THEM ALL REPLACED “midtermidly”!!!

“Republicans” are FAILING ME more each succeeding day

By refusing to UNANIMOUSLY VOTE MY WAY!

A few TRAITORS have even dared to CAST VOTES AGAINST ME

And the rest aren’t ASS-KISS COMPLICIT as they need to be

To be UNQUESTIONING MINIONS LOYAL ENOUGH to deserve

For ME to away from their families MAGA DEATH THREATS swerve!!!

I’m arranging the “midterms” to REPLACE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT

By withholding luke-warm “endorsements” they might have got

Before they began daring to “question” the GENIUS

Behind MY “plan” to WIN MY WAR by giving “peace” a miss

Right after each time I claim “negotiations” go GREAT

Before RENEWED INVASION THREATS continue the debate!!!

And MY GENIUS “SAVE” ACT they have REFUSED to approve

Unanimously because some disagree with the groove

It sets to create a so-called “slush fund” so desperately

Needed to REWARD Jan 6th MAGAS adequately

And to ensure I and MY “family” need no longer fear

“Investigations” into “corruption” that brings us cheer!!!

And WORST OF ALL some agree with that DUM “Piro” BITCH that

VANDALS who DESTROYED MY POOL can’t be pinned to the mat

It’s OBVIOUS the SABOTAGE they to “Flag Blue” applied

In the shape of “tire tracks” simply can’t be denied

And yet that BITCH and RINOS who agree with her have THROWN

OUT VANDAL PROSECUTION I’ve DEMANDED from MY THRONE!!!

Therefore there is NO “question” what MY GENIUS will do

To in upcoming “midterms” EVERY “sitting” RINO SCREW

By “endorsing” the MOST ASS-KISSING MAGAS I find

To GUARANTEE those “questioning” ME ALL GET LEFT BEHIND

And a COMPLETELY REPLACED MOB OF MINIONS WHO LOVE ME

Come in to EXECUTE MY ORDERS JUST AS I DECREE!!!

10 August 2026

Trump Blurts Out Huge Admission of Midterm Weakness as MAGA Cracks Up. https://flip.it/gnKvha