Stuck With A Moron

If you’re not careful who you choose when next you go to vote

For PRESIDENT the man you next permit to grip your throat

Like ME for “four” long years at least before you can correct

The MISTAKE you helped elect and can’t ‘till then eject

You will discover you are STUCK WITH A MORON who will

NOT have “cognitive ability” to HOPES and DREAMS fulfill!!!

It would be a RARE THING if someone SMART AS ME comes on

And gets elected PRESIDENT by an admiring throng

Of INTELLIGENT VOTERS whose BRILLIANCE when they see

It knew if they elected ME on them I’d NEVER pee

Instead MY STABLE GENIUS would bring THE GOLDEN AGE

I’d “promised” VERY SOON once from MY WAR I disengage!!!

So when “elections” come around again it's up to you

To make sure who you’re voting for’s NOT A MORON clear through!

He better be PARTLY AS SMART AS ME or you’ll be stuck 

For at least “four” years with a MORON who’ll UNLIKE ME SUCK!

HEY! Since the “odds” are “minuscule” you’ll find ANYONE who

Is “fractionally” AS SMART AS ME “voting” I DECREE THROUGH!!!

3 Match 2026

Trump Points Out Problem Of Being Stuck With A “Moron” For President. https://flip.it/LGEPMm