Airline News

No RICH PERSON LIKE ME has ever seen any need to

Fly on some “low fare” airline to save a buck or two!

We only fly FIRST CLASS if we’re not on our PRIVATE PLANE

Flying to GOLF COURSES and RESORTS to entertain

Fellow OLIGARCHS who fly in like we do to be

Seen among the membership of the Glitterati!!!

So why should I or any of MY RICH “friends” give a hoot

About some “cut rate” airline giving “employees” the boot

And stranding “cheap shit” travelers who tried to save a buck

By buying “cheap seats” on an airline that did truly SUCK

Because it could not afford “jet fuel” it needed to fly

Before MY “Iran” WAR ended (which IT WILL by and by!!!)

But because I’m a BUSINESSMAN with all that role implies

I “thought about” a DEAL that could have ended the demise

Of that airline but decided it wasn’t worth it to

Bail them out because NOT ENOUGH PROFIT would accrue

To ME and so I let their hopes of “salvation” go bust

But DON’T BLAME ME that “cheap fare” Spirit Airlines bit the dust!!!

And in related “airline news” I’m “happy” to announce

The airplane I’ll SOON fly upon MY IMMENSE WEALTH to flounce

Will be the FLYING PALACE the “Qataris” gifted ME

To “remodel” as AIR FORCE ONE while THE PREZ I still be

And after DECADES if “retirement” I choose to find

To be MY PRIVATE PLANE used to leave DAMNED D.C. behind!!!

2 May 2026

Spirit Airlines is closing down. Thousands of employees and travelers are impacted. https://flip.it/o-P.Qi

Air Force says Qatari 747 will be ready to fly Trump as Air Force One this summer. https://flip.it/cR9uzp