All About Teeth

Forget about the “Hormuz Straight” where things are going GREAT!
Forget about “gas prices” being a bit “high” of late!
Forget about AI taking “thousands” of “jobs” away!
Forget about “tweets” I nightly at 4AM relay!
The ONLY “speculation” with which you should be obsessed
Is the condition of the TEETH with which MY MOUTH is blessed!!!

AS ALL KNOW I “love” PLAYING GOLF at taxpayer expense

So cutting short a GOLF GAME is to ME a GREAT OFFENSE

But that is just what happened to ME just the other day

When from a current GAME OF GOLF they hustled ME away

To “visit a local dentist” so MY “handlers” claim

Despite cutting a GOLF round short all “know” means I’d COMPLAIN!!!

So why did they sweep ME from the hole I was on away?

Could it have been something about “health” going astray?

That is the current “speculation” that’s going around

Because that “dental appointment” thing isn’t gaining ground

I guess we’ll have to see if MY “health” emerges unscathed

From whatever forced ME to from GOLF get disengaged!!!

Could it have been another “mini-stroke” like FOES “think” I

Had back when for four whole days no one did MY “visage’ spy?

Or could it be something that’s even more “debilitating”

Than more of MY Brane becoming even more obfuscating?

Even if there’s some “health issue” it’s beyond belief

Given MY Brane’s 4AM posts it’s ALL ABOUT TEETH!!!

4 May 2026

Donald Trump’s Dental Visit Sparks Health Speculation From Critics. https://flip.it/hC2bFO