Build It Fast!

MY White House BALLROOM began as a modestly expensive
Place where I could PARTY without those I found offense
Being permitted entry and not one tax dollar would
Be needed because OLIGARCH DONORS would fund it good
But that was before MY Brane began wondering if I
Would stay content with such a small cheap BALLROOM by and by!!!

So from its first $300 Million cost MY BALLROOM grew

To $400 Million as its “dimensions” grew too

But even as its “footprint” grew I continued to say

That NOT ONE SINGLE TAX DOLLAR would be needed, OK?

But that was ‘ere MY LIFE WAS THREATENED by a GUNMAN who

May or may not have had a GUN or shot a “guard” or two!!!

The most obvious take-away from MY near scrape with DEATH

Was for ME from MY BALLROOM not much longer be bereft

It was NEEDED IMMEDIATELY and “donations” will

Take too long to “quid pro quo” so TAX BUCKS fit the bill

For providing “five” or “six” or “seven” “eight” or “nine”

Million now needed to build MY BALLROOM in RECORD TIME!!!

Every day a new “vision” of MY BALLROOM will grow

LARGER in MY Brane unless IT GETS BUILT QUICK you know!

So listen to TOAD Grassley who’s the oldest TOAD of all

In MY TOADY “Congress” who jump at MY beck and call

And since he says $1 BILLION it’s tax-cost has now become

I’d better BUILD IT QUICK before it needs a HIGHER SUM!

5 May 2026

Senate Republicans Seek $1 Billion for White House Ballroom Security. https://flip.it/5ajAT5