Under The Bus

You will NOT be shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn about how
MY “advisors” advised ME to into “Iran” plow
With MILITARY MIGHT backed by ASSURANCE there would be
A FAST and TOTAL VICTORY attributed to ME
But so far that’s NOT the result of THEIR “endeavor” so
UNDER THE BUS each of them who “ill-advised” ME go!!!

MY so-called “son-in-law” UNDER THE BUS I’m throwing first

Along with “real estate” Wycoff whose “advice” was the WORST

When it came to “diplomacy” of which both had NO CLUE

Then UNDER THE BUS MY “Secretary of WAR” next goes too

Because he “advised” ME VICTORY I’d SWIFTLY achieve

In LESS THAN A DAY after I’d made dumb rag-heads there grieve!!!

To finish round one of MY UNDER THE BUS carousel

Of “advisors” thrown there because THEIR WAR’S NOT GONE WELL

Little Mario will also be in line to see

What undersides of busses look like when “advice” to ME

Results in MAKING ME LOOK BAD which as CAPITAL SIN

Goes is the WORST SIN any “advisor” can begin!!!

Because as all know I’M NEVER for ANYTHING to “blame”

You WON’T be shocked, shocked I tell you, when you hear ME explain

That is was MY “advisors” who DUMPED ME INTO THIS MESS

By ASSURING ME THEIR WAR with “Iran” would ME BLESS

With PRAISE for RAPID VICTORY whereas instead there’s FUSS

So each of their “ill-advised” asses go UNDER THE BUS!!!

12 March 2026

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