Unfortunately

Unfortunately Senator Rick Scott was heard to say
Prices would “unfortunately” keep going the way
They have unfortunately been going since MY “Iran” WAR
Unfortunately DID NOT END in a “few” days (no more!)
As I unfortunately had been ill-advised it would
By “advisors” who unfortunately are NO DAMNED GOOD!!!

Unfortunately the “Internet” has been going crazy

Because Scott’s “net worth” is unfortunately not too hazy

He is unfortunately worth around $500 million

Which unfortunately means high prices won’t be killin’

His ability to “thrive” while unfortunately

POOR LOSERS won’t unfortunately live so easily!!!

Unfortunately Scott is being seen to “represent”

Those those POOR LOSERS unfortunately call “the 1%”

Which is truly unfortunate because it isn’t true:

Scott’s $500 Million isn’t unfortunately due

To making him a “1%er” unfortunately

Which unfortunately for him it takes A BILLION to be!!!

Unfortunately therefore all mean memes swirling around

The “Internet” unfortunately aren’t on solid ground

When they mock Rick Scott for saying unfortunately

Prices will unfortunately higher yet still be

Because they incorrectly think he’s unfortunately

Among the 1% he unfortunately can’t yet be!!!

13 March 2026

The Whole Internet Lost It After Sen. Rick Scott Said Prices Are “Unfortunately” Going Up. - And Yes, He’s Reportedly Worth $500M. https://flip.it/vJ0pfd