Why Not Be Both?

I thought it would be funny to post a photo of ME

Dressed up like ***!!!THE POPE!!!*** for MY ***!!!TRUTH SOCIAL!!!*** gang to see!!!

I thought it might produce a chuckle or an amused laugh

From MAGA fans who love ME and from MY ass-kissing staff

But it apparently did MUCH MORE than I thought it would

Because MANY have now told ME as ***!!!THE POPE!!!*** I’d be GOOD!!!

A VERY FEW ***!!!WOKE!!!*** “Catholics” criticized MY photo so

Off to MY El Salvador “gulag” they’re the next to go

But overall “opinion” is as ***!!!THE POPE!!!*** I’d be GREAT

And since there’s nothing much for ME to do heaped on MY plate

Except signing all “orders” from ***!!!PROJECT 25!!!*** I see

Why not accept the role of ***!!!THE POPE!!!*** when it comes to ME!!!

That role will come to ME from “Italy” without delay

Because MY photo showed “the Vatican” I’d be OK

With adding it to MY”godly” role as ***!!!GOD’S CHOSEN ONE!!!***

And that “Presidential” thing that’s both boring and dumb

Since ***!!!PROJECT 2025!!!*** and ***!!!ELON MUSK!!!*** stepped in

To assume EVERY “duty” so I could more ***!!!GOLF GAMES WIN!!!***!!!

As long as it leaves time for ***!!!GOLF!!!*** and ***!!!GRIFTING!!!*** I’d be fine

With ordering those “Cardinals” to toe for ME the line

Which thanks to MY ***!!!TRUTH SOCIAL!!!*** means MY orders I can send

To them everywhere around the whole world and back again

Wherever they are “tending sheep” or whatever they do

MY ***!!!POPE ORDERS!!!*** would make them do ALL things I want them to!!!

So why not be ***!!!THE POPE!!!*** who EVERY “Catholic”MUST OBEY!!!

The job can’t be much harder than the “President”, OK?,

And as such I could ***!!!GRIFT !!!*** “religious” SUCKERS who “love God”

And so to “churches” and “cathedrals” every “Sunday” plod

Where in their ***!!!MILLIONS!!!*** they leave ***!!!BILLIONS!!!*** in “tithings” behind

Which as ***!!!THE POPE!!!*** “God” would permit ME to KEEP ALL I FIND!!!

3 May 2025

Trump Posting Apparent AI Photo of Himself as the Pope Takes Off Online. https://flip.it/iVXi2i

Trump posts image of himself as Pope on Truth Social. Critics erupt. https://flip.it/CbdaQ4