Distraction

***!!!DISTRACTION!!!*** is the “secret sauce” within MY recipe 
To cook up any mess I make and get away Scot Free!!!
I spread that “secret sauce”  around that only I possess

To come out smelling like a rose no matter what the mess
I’m creating for MAGA suckers who’ll still support ME

Through every mess I’ve cooked up for them “economically”!!!

***!!!DISTRACTION!!!*** is the way I every “consequence” avoid

For things I do that would make anyone “normal” annoyed

Which is SO NOT MY flock of MAGA sheep sheered constantly

Who believe what I say they saw despite what their eyes see

And buy MY “explanations” of what their ears thought they’d heard

Before I’d told them what their ears thought they’d heard was “absurd”!!!

***!!!DISTRACTION!!!*** has worked for ME every single time I’ve tried

To steer by sheared sheep flock away from that which I’ve denied

They thought they’d seen or heard before I had assured them it

Was NOT how it “appeared” to be before I’d called it shit

And that is why “Big Bird” is MY next selected ***!!!DISTRACTION!!!***

Served to sheep due to be fleased once MY ***!!!TARIFF MESS!!!*** gains traction!!!

4 May 2025

Trump is “attacking Big Bird” to distract from polling numbers and economic concerns. https://flip.it/VOCwH5