So There!

The “funeral seating chart” is out and IT CANNOT BE TRUE!!!

It does NOT place ME ***!!!FRONT AND CENTER!!!*** as ALL KNOW I’m due!!!

They want me to sit in the THIRD ROW which I WILL NOT DO!!!

Unless they MOVE ME UP TWO ROWS and in DEAD CENTER too

I may just refuse to show up which WILL WRECK THE AFFAIR

For it will be a TOTAL FAILURE if I’m not seen there!!!

“Pope” Francis was a noodle head who DISAGREED WITH ME!!!

Yet I said I’d attend his “funeral” very “graciously”

But that was before “church officials” showed their “seating chart”

Would not treat ME RESPECTFULLY so why should I depart

On a VERY LONG BORING TRIP if they won’t SHOWCASE ME???

Plus I’d miss a ***!!!GOLF WEEKEND!!! wasting time in “Italy”!!!

So SCREW that dead “pope” and his “seating chart” that ALL AGREE

Does DISRESPECTFULLY NOT shower HONORS unto ME!!!

MY NON-ATTENDANCE will ensure their “funeral” is a BUST

Which they’ll more than deserve after I’ve left it in the DUST!!!

Why would ANYONE go to some dumb “Latin” affair

Who’d hoped they’d be seen with ME and then learned I WON’T BE THERE???

25 April 2025

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