Saturday, April 26, 2025

Return On Investment

“Salmonella”? What the hell is that? Nobody knows!
So why should I waste ***!!!MILLIONS!!!*** trying to you not expose
To it in the Kentucky Fried Chicken you munch away
On when eating out or in chicken stew you at home lay
Before your kids to eat and they “get sick” a bit (So What???
It’s your fault that you fed them and their mouths they couldn’t shut!!!)

MY ***!!!HEALTH CZAR!!!*** has assured ME that the “risk” is VERY LOW
That “tainted chicken” will send many kids six feet below
And so I say it’s worth that “risk” to put ALL “chickens” through
A much more streamlined “screening process” that’s ***!!!MUCH CHEAPER!!!*** too!!!
A VERY FEW “sick chickens” may a FEW “sick kids” make die
But someday they’d die anyway so “screening” goes “bye-bye”!!!

The ***!!!RETURN ON INVESTMENT!!!*** of extensive chicken “screening”
Wastes ***!!!MILLIONS!!!*** on VERY LOW “risk” of which “doctors” are screaming
So it’s a “risk” I’m more than willing to take to free more
***!!!MILLIONS!!!*** I can skim into MY ***!!!PERSONAL WEALTH!!!*** store!!!
Those ***!!!MILLIONS!!!*** I refuse to WASTE on VERY FEW kids who
MIGHT have “survived” if “salmonella” I’d not allowed through!!!

26 April 2025

More Evidence Trump Doesn’t Care If We Die: USDA Drops Salmonella Testing Rule. https://flip.it/0HfymP

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