Not Insane!

So what if world “stock markets” are “collapsing” left and right?

They’ll all come roaring back again to***!!!OLIGARCHS’!!!*** delight

After first “crashing” so low they seem like a total mess

To “investors” not SMART enough to have ***!!!GENIUS!!!*** bless

Their ***!!!LONG TERM!!!*** “investment strategy” of “shorts” for GAIN

Which to those who are not a ***!!!GENIUS!!!*** appears “insane”!!!

As all know I am NOT “insane” but VERY BIGLY SMART!!!

Nobody’s been as SMART as I am since the very start

Of “human history” on Earth way back in old times when

Nobody had MY ***!!!GENIUS!!!*** to con ALL lesser men

With standards I have set for conning suckers so sky high

No one in the “future” too will be as GREAT as I!!!

And that is why MY ***!!!TARIFF!!!*** con game sent the “market” crashing

Because stupid “investors” unlike ME fear the great bashing

MY ***!!!LONG TERM!!!*** con is causing stocks to “crash” in the short term

While I sit back and smugly contemplate ***!!!BILLIONS!!!*** I’ll earn

Along with clever ***!!!OLIGARCHS!!!*** I had warned to “go short”

Before MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** I released with “havoc” did cavort!

If you’re not “short” in today’s “market” you deserve to lose

Your shirt while I and MY ***!!!OLIGARCH!!!*** friends to ***MORE WEALTH*** cruise

Thanks to MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** I threw in mix of “market” trends

That will make US RICH SO MUCH RICHER!!! when it again bends

UP which it will do right after it’s gone so low I

Remove all ***!!!TARIFFS!!!***  the day after I and MY rich friends BUY!!!

3 April 2025

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