Today is ***!!!LIBERATION DAY!!!*** Oh Joy! It’s finally here!
If I was a drinking man I’d celebrate with beer
But unlike Hegseth I am not so instead I will boast
About MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** turning other countries into toast!
***!!!BILLIONS!!!*** will start rolling in once MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** are placed
In position to kick the ass of countries who’ve disgraced
America for far too long by making us pay more
For what they “manufacture” we can make cheaper I’m sure!
MY foes are trying to make ME face “blowback” for MY scheme
To impose ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** that make foreign “competitors” scream
By sticking it to pricy products they’ll still try to sell
To MY kingdom where serfs can produce them twice as well!
But Have No Fear! MY ***!!!LIBERATION DAY!!!*** now come along
Will make those who sold crap to us start singing a new song!
All countries MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** ***!!!ATTACK!!!*** will soon start paying through
The nose ‘cause THAT’S HOW ****!!!TARIFFS!!!*** WORK (or if not they ought to!).
2 April 2025
Trump’s “Liberation Day” will only bring more chaos. https://flip.it/dpRhr1
Trump’s Tariffs Aren’t Going To Work Like He Thinks They Will. https://flip.it/C84Odh
Trump is starting to face tariff blowback. https://flip.it/mGs0cG
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