Healthy Glow

You have to do it once a year if you’re  ***!!!THE PRESIDENT!!!***

So for the next few dozen decades I’ll have to relent

To having MY amazingly healthy manly physique

Poked and prodded by “doctors” I have ordered to speak

Only of indications I’m as healthy as a “horse”

And to stay mum about any signs time’s taking its course!

And so yet once again I have with flying colors passed

MY “physical examination” whose data amassed

Over so many previous exams I have refused

To share because I can require it not be pursued

By anybody except ME and MY “doctors” who know

They’re ***!!!SCREWED!!!*** if they do NOT say I’ve retained MY healthy glow!

Just like every ***!!!GOLF TOURNAMENT!!!*** I ***!!!WIN!!!*** year after year

Of every “report” of MY “health” you’ll have nothing to fear

Because as ***!!!PRESIDENT!!!*** it is MY ***!!!RIGHT!!!*** to you deny

Any “medical findings” that say I’m not as spry

As I claim I have ALWAYS been and will forevermore

Remain through every subsequent “***!!!PRESIDENTIAL!!!*** encore!!!

12 April 2025

Trump undergoes annual physical after years of reluctance to share medical information. https://flip.it/Fhns36

Details of Trump’s medical exam to be released “as soon as we possibly can”: White House. https://flip.it/BeNijL