Dick Flop Rut

The greatest “truck” ever “designed” by ***!!!ELON!!!*** is a “flop”!

“Officially” it’s sales numbers are in a non-stop drop

From what ***!!!TESLA!!!*** projected as an easy quarter mil

Annually to two or three a week which won’t fulfill 

***!!!ELON’S!!!*** intent to make his ***!!!CYBERTRUCK!!!*** the go-to ride

Of fellow “Nazis” who in penis surrogates take pride!

It really is a crying shame ***!!!ELON!!!*** has found it hard

To sell the things since “Swazticars” became the calling card

Woke liberals labeled them with to distinguish them from

Other vehicles driven by “Neo-Nazi scum”

Now every “Nazi’ must decide if they really want to

Fork over eighty thousand to their penis dreams pursue!

And that damned “nickname’s” not the only reason ***!!!CYBERTRUCK!!!***

Sales figures tanked to levels truly said to really “suck”!

Apparently the glue they used to attach metal sides

To plastic frames is not one that for very long abides

Before those sides fall off because the dumb glue cannot stick

Which makes it hard to convince “Nazi’s” their dick car is slick!

Because helping out ***!!!OLIGARCHS!!!***!!! is what I’m all about

I guess I’d better do something to help poor ***!!!ELON!!!*** out!

So by ***!!!EXECUTIVE ORDER!!!*** I hereby will decree:

ALL MAGAS MUST BUY ***!!!CYBERTRUCKS!!!*** TO REMAIN “FRIENDS” WITH ME!!!

OK, so they may “fall apart” after they get bought but

That’s not MY problem, it’s ***!!!ELON!!!*** stuck in his dick flop rut!!!

13 April 2025

It’s official: The Tesla Cybertruck is a flop. https://flip.it/VdFsg8