***!!!EMERGENCY!!!***

The stock market is tanking and egg prices are way higher
Than they were before I started pouring gas on fire
To burn away democracy so tyranny could reign
And flush woke “human decency” down MY revengeful drain.

All polls except those I pay for say I’m now underwater!
And many who voted for ME would now rather ME slaughter!

You might think things are looking bleak for ME but THEY ARE NOT!!!

Because fascism’s textbook has taught ME when things get hot

The time has come as it has come for ME very quickly

To invent something I can claim is an ***!!!EMERGENCY!!!***

The “Reichtag Fire” worked for Hitler so maybe I could

Burn the White House like the British did…would that be good?

So what if an ***!!!EMERGENCY!!!*** like that only I see?

It’s the card I need to play to get out of jail free

This time like every other time I’ve needed to escape

All consequence of screwing things up after them I break

Although this time things are screwed way worse than did prevail

So the ***!!!EMERGENCY!!!*** I come up with better not fail!

If not burning what else could it be?…caravans” again?

Of criminals heading north to rape MAGA town women?

That probably won’t work as well as it has worked before

ICE failed to locate millions I claimed had streamed through the door

I’m still convinced illegal immigrants are everywhere

Lurking in blue cities but when ICE looks none are there!

OK then, what about ***!!!WORLD WAR III!!!*** as a pending threat

That will break out immediately if I do not get

The respect I’m entitled to by pip-squeaks like Zelenskyy

Who as everybody saw in MY office had dissed ME

By talking back and not wearing a suit…is that enough

To claim the ***!!!EMERGENCY!!!*** due to him is ***!!!WAR!!!** stuff?

I’ve only got a few more hours until I’m expected

To stand before toads who fear ME and wusses who’ve rejected

The glory of the grand dictatorship I’ve brought about

By granting Project 2025 and Elon clout

To describe the amazing future only I can bring 

About once the ***!!!EMERGENCY!!!** I first from “us” off-fling!

Oh well…whatever I invent as the ***!!!EMERGENCY!!!***

I use to solidify tyranny sea to sea

I’m sure I’ll make it frightening enough to as it must

Grind all remaining scraps left of “democracy” to dust

By being the ***!!!EMERGENCY!!!*** that more than justifies

Declaring ***!!!MARTIAL LAW!!!*** to crush “freedom” I so despise!

4 March 2025

Beware Trump’s Talk Of Coming “Emergencies”. https://flip.it/ziumEa