Gold Medals And Clout!

Zelenskyy disrespected ME!!! He wouldn’t kiss MY ass!!!
So all aid to Ukraine from MY country no more will pass!!!
Putin said to cut it off completely so I will
Because pleasing Dear Vladimir gives ME the biggest thrill
A useful idiot working for Russia can achieve
Who no longer needs to hide his love for Vlad up his sleeve!

What Vlad tells ME to do I comply with quick as a wink

Despite what woke blue Demoncrats and RINO MAGAs think

Because in 1987 I sold MY soul to

Dear Vlad who since that year’s told ME exactly what to do

Although I suspect he never thought I’d be so successful

In switching sides to support Russia’s side in wars eventful!

I haven’t won the Noble Peace Prize yet but I have won

Many golden Russian medals shining like the sun

That Vlad says I’ll be entitled to wear on MY broad chest

After all signs of ‘freedom’ can no longer be expressed

Both in MAGA America and in his Ukraine too

For which the highest Russian honors he’s promised ME due!

That’s why I now today hereby belay forever more

Aid to Ukraine through the excuse Zelenskyy made ME sore!

Screw his war and U.S. “allies” I don’t care about

As a turncoat quisling traitor I’ll gain much more clot

With Russia than I’d ever have gained remaining a “friend”

To a disrespectful squirt who hoped I’d his war end!!!

4 March 2025

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