Pickle

MY tiny toad Mike Ass-Kiss Johnson I’ve put in a pickle:
He either gets his members to please ME despite how fickle
MY flip flops and backtracking orders seem to them to be
Or lets them please their angry voters and thus NOT PLEASE ME!!!
I really don’t see what the big dilemma’s all about:
If they don’t please ME they’ll all be gone ‘ere two years run out!

If they don’t vote to please their voters in two years they’re gone

But if they don’t vote to please ME not one will last that long

What makes them think I’d let them survive their entire term

And still remain in office if against ME they’d dare turn?

Making their voters “happy” won’t save their asses if they

Displease ME for elections that won’t happen anyway!

There’s not much left still working well within in MY senile brain

But what still functions understands it’s totally in vain

For Republicans to think after MY second year

Of chaos any kind of “fair” elections will appear

That would reelect them for another two year term

After chaos compliance made their angry voters squirm.

The same shit will apply to ME in four years if not less

So neither I nor they can afford to dumb voters bless

With elections ever again and therefore today

I order every future election done with away!

Henceforth forthwith forever after executively

I order elections null and void eternally!

The pickle choice I leave to them: I make them go away

In less than two years if they don’t comply with what I say

Or they please ME by voting for MY one big beautiful

Bill that everything I have demanded does fulfill

And by so doing buy a bit more time they can stand by

To rubber stamp MY new demands before their ass I fry!

28 Feb 2025

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